My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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