there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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