if you like me you must not know who I am
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We smell like vodka and hangover
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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