did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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