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(404): View more from Georgia

i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me

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(404): i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me http://tfl.nu/gwgk

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(469): View more from Texas

I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!

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(469): I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!! http://tfl.nu/b8q7

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(510): View more from California

He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.

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(510): He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him. http://tfl.nu/gqvc

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(315): View more from New York

I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree

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(315): I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree http://tfl.nu/o54r

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(205): View more from Alabama

just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.

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(205): just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate. http://tfl.nu/3189

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(281): View more from Texas

I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.

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(281): I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged. http://tfl.nu/p1l3

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(530): View more from California

We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.

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(530): We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers. http://tfl.nu/jnk6

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(802): View more from Vermont

just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!

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(802): just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke! http://tfl.nu/q0f1

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(703): View more from Virginia

high in an attic. pig roast in 10.

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(703): high in an attic. pig roast in 10. http://tfl.nu/5v0b

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.

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(724): Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard. http://tfl.nu/7cwy

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.

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(617): Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now. http://tfl.nu/a4db

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?

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(703): Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible? http://tfl.nu/w9is

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(909): View more from California

I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.

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(909): I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus. http://tfl.nu/h461

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(303): View more from Colorado

They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.

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(303): They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar. http://tfl.nu/u9wl

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(916): View more from California

You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.

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No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.

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YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN

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(916): You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier. (1-916): No, it's okay because this is the city of trees. (916): YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN http://tfl.nu/hcly

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