Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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