i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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