did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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