i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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