Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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