she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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