and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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