New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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