Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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