Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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