Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
im on a boat
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