how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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