that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she smelled like a LAN party
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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