What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
