Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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