rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.