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• (206): View more from Washington

  This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he was CRYING into my vagina

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again

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  27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  "can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night

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  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.

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  $5. Donated.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.

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