My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car