I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she smelled like a LAN party
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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