you're like a bully in the Christmas story
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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