no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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