already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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