Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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