I'm jealous of your bromance
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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