we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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