I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You don't make any sense
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The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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