It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Operation Purity has been aborted
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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