if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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