I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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