Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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