break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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