3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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