Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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