You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Randomize
