whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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