dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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