The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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