Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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