so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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