that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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