So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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