This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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