I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
The ass gains better be worth it
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