We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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