If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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