and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Randomize
