I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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