Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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