I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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