return my video game
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
either way he was missing a nipple.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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