At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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